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Gio was late for work one day, and driving a little too fast. As he came over a small hill, there it was: the State Patrol car on the side of the road, clocking him.

He pulled over, and the cop walked up. Rudely, the cop barks for license, registration, and proof of insurance. Gio complies, and starts to explain, but the jerk cuts him off. The cop says he'll be back in a minute... but after five, Gio knows he's getting more than a warning.

The cop comes back and practically throws the ticket at Gio. "Mr. West, I suggest you learn the rules of the road and comply. There's no excuse for 12MPH over the limit."

Gio tells the cop, "I know, you're right. I was just running late for work and was trying to make up time. My work demands punctuality."

"What line of work are you in?" the cop inquires.

"I'm a rectum stretcher. I take rectums from corpses and use a machine to stretch them to great size... sometimes as much as six feet or more!"

"What?!" says the cop. "What the hell do you do with six-foot assholes?!"

"We put them on the other side of a hill with a radar gun."
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