N.E.A.M.A

Everyday when he came home from work he would plop down in his recliner and yell.....'HEY BIG BUTT GET ME A BEER!" And she would ,untill one day she had enough of this and said...next time he says that i'm gonna get BIG BUTT tattooed on my ass and I'm gonna MOON him everytime he says it! Well,she went to the tatoo parlor and asked how much it would cost to get "BIG BUTT" tatooed on her ass and he said ....well that IS a BIG ASS!! $20.00 A LETTER...$140.00...ican't afford that she said....How about a big "B" on eack cheek....He said same price...$20.00 per letter....$40.00.Ok do it she said.So she went home hoping he would do it just one more time and sure enough he came home and yelled "HEY BIG BUTT GET ME A BEER...so she mooned him and said SO...WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?....He said thats nice....BUT WHO THE HELLS BOB!

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