N.E.A.M.A

The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone call. It was Mr. Tuckerman, explaining that young Junior had gotten himself into quite a fix.

"See, he was kissing his girlfriend, and when my wife and I came back from the movies we found them stuck together."

"I'll come right over, Mr. Tuckerman," said the dentist calmly, "and don't worry about a thing. I have to unlock teenagers' braces all the time."

Mr. Tuckerman whispered, "Yes, but from an IUD?"

I had to google IUD to get that one... teehee

AHAHAHAHAHHA im with phill on this one i had no idea what it meant

google images ftw haha

ok i'm going to have to google IUD too... its in a song i like too, so now i really want to know ha

hahaha oh jeese im a clown. peaches is a dirty bitch i'll tell ya.